i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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