When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
