okay pat passed out under dana's car
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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