Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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