I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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