I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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