CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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