It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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