Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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