i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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