We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
it's like iHOP with fire
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
