Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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