She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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