he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize
