I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I need water and some morals
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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