I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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