brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Quick, to the slutcave!
and she was petting her beer can
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Houston, we have a blender
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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