Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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