I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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