i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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