But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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