i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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