take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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