Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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