Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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