its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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