Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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