Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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