that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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