Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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