There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
just found out that she named her cat after me.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Randomize
