Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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