SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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