i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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