if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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