i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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