i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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