My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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