Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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