haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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