You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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