Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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