Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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