i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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