nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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