Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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