why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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