I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Boobs are out for the taking
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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