How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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