You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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