I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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