what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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