I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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