Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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