can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I supernannyed him into submission
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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