If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
even my farts smell like vagina
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize