did you get engaged???
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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