Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you traded sex for a burrito?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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